he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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