Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I would ride that face into the sunset
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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