YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
