I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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