He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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