I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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