Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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