I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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