I look better un-naked...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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