all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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