mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he shaved USA in his pubs
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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