I want to stick my p in your. b.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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