I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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