Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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