How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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