Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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