it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I am available for nakedness
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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