i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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