You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
