For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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