Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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