I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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