Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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