Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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