Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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