i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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