haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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