So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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