party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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