Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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