Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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