everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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