didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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