He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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