i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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