at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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