I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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