Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
This baby is an asshole
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize