...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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