I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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