More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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