Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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