I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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