So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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