I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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