Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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