its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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