holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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