also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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