that's an acceptable place to lick
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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