No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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