Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
All I want is dick and wine.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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