normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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