whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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