its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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