420 ftw
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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