I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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