it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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