giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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