Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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