You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
